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GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« on: March 22, 2010, 11:04:17 pm »
http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html

"A new social service launching tomorrow, March 23, called GameCrush (www.GameCrush.com) is hoping there are gamers out there willing to pay for the opportunity to play with girls."

ho ho ho
no no no no no no no no no

"For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate."

Oh god I can't stop loling
« Last Edit: March 22, 2010, 11:09:32 pm by LionHeart9999 »

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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2010, 11:50:49 pm »
...What?
They actually want you to pay to be able to play with girls? For 10 minutes?

Is it REALLY that hard for people to find girl gamers?
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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2010, 01:48:37 am »
...What?
Is it REALLY that hard for people to find girl gamers?

They don't want to "play along side a girl gamer" they want something to hit on while they do it -_-;;  Which is often why real girl gamers are so jaded hahah.  AND I DONT BLAME THEM -_-;;



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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2010, 05:05:23 am »
...What?
Is it REALLY that hard for people to find girl gamers?

They don't want to "play along side a girl gamer" they want something to hit on while they do it -_-;;  Which is often why real girl gamers are so jaded hahah.  AND I DONT BLAME THEM -_-;;



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I can't really blame them either. I'd be pretty annoyed if that happened to me, too.
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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2010, 07:01:52 am »
wow what

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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2010, 04:21:42 pm »
april fools




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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2010, 06:36:30 pm »
I run into a girl just about every time I play Left 4 Dead 2....They seem to really like it lol

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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2010, 07:44:23 pm »
I run into a girl just about every time I play Left 4 Dead 2....They seem to really like it lol

this is the same with valve games in general, ive found

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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 11:52:06 am »
Yeah I think it is mainly guys that cry and whine about not being able to aim down the sight.

Those are the same guys that try and camp in LFD2

1 2 3 fail

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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 12:57:56 pm »
Ah yes... the same post is happening on the pmsclan forums... all the girls are outraged and want to boycott it.... why?

I'd play a game with a nerd for 10 bucks. I'd blast him away too.. make him cry... make him never want to pay again. mwahahahaha. I think the women are genius and if guys want to pay they are just idiots.. take advantage of their loneliness. Maybe it will teach them to crawl out of their basement every now and then for human interaction when they run out of their momma's money.

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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 01:43:04 pm »
Ah yes... the same post is happening on the pmsclan forums... all the girls are outraged and want to boycott it.... why?

I'd play a game with a nerd for 10 bucks. I'd blast him away too.. make him cry... make him never want to pay again. mwahahahaha. I think the women are genius and if guys want to pay they are just idiots.. take advantage of their loneliness. Maybe it will teach them to crawl out of their basement every now and then for human interaction when they run out of their momma's money.

LOL thats just plain cruel but its too true.

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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 06:20:49 pm »
Yeah I think it is mainly guys that cry and whine about not being able to aim down the sight.

Those are the same guys that try and camp in LFD2

1 2 3 fail

i hate the servers with no mic interaction at all until a female gets on and says something

Ah yes... the same post is happening on the pmsclan forums... all the girls are outraged and want to boycott it.... why?

I'd play a game with a nerd for 10 bucks. I'd blast him away too.. make him cry... make him never want to pay again. mwahahahaha. I think the women are genius and if guys want to pay they are just idiots.. take advantage of their loneliness. Maybe it will teach them to crawl out of their basement every now and then for human interaction when they run out of their momma's money.

the kicker is that you wouldnt have to do anything aside from what (i guess) you normally do. but not making him want to pay again? thats just bad business

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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2010, 10:24:56 am »
Anytime you think you can beat this nerd, I'd like to see ya try ;)

And I don't think living in a basement would suit my tastes lol

However I would say that there really isn't a great outlet for nerds to meet other nerds, maybe someday when I get the capital to open my "dream business"...

On that note, there should really be better looking nerds. maybe they just spend too much time in their parent's basement leeching money.

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Re: GameCrush - Play with girls! (april fools, I hope)
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2010, 11:14:40 pm »
I run into a girl just about every time I play Left 4 Dead 2....They seem to really like it lol

What girl doesn't like L4D2 is the question?